You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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