tell your sister to shave her snatch
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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