I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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