Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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