So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I think I died a long time ago.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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