Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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