Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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