You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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