Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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