You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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