she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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