oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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