Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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