So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
