If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
