the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We are two peas in an std pod
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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