you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Randomize