He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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