Come see our sink grown plant.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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