After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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