At least make sure they are 18
Why
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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