His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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