I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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