What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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