she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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