Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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