there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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