But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
