i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have demons in me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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