If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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