You made me cry and you don't even care
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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