I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My vagina is officially offended.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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