Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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