If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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