I want to walk on stilts...naked
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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