In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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