why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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