I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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