party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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