They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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