never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
