yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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