I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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