Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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