sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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