Someone shit on the floor
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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