Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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