Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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