That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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