dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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