You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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