this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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