Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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