If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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