dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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