I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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