I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
if only i could text you this smell
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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